mr0wilson:

cannabisbliss:

purlpeiris:


Can this be the new universal sign for that?

Yes. This.

this is going to happen. New universally recognized motion.

I will use this from now on.

mr0wilson:

cannabisbliss:

purlpeiris:


Can this be the new universal sign for that?

Yes. This.

this is going to happen. New universally recognized motion.

I will use this from now on.

(Source: remvstered)

luigivevo:

keytosymphony:

worldaccordingtofangirls:

do you guys realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues

how about i taste yours for a change?

that was smooth af

(Source: asslicker2002)

curiosamathematica:

Impossible to ride a square-wheeled bike?

Maybe hard to believe, but square wheels can move smoothly (with their axles in a straight line and at a constant velocity), if they roll over evenly spaced bumps in the shape of an inverted catenary.

Not only squares, but also lots of other interesting shapes can be used as wheel, as long as the shape of the road is appropriate. For instance, for cardioid-shaped wheels you need cycloid-shaped roads:

It’s not about reinventing the wheel, it’s about reinventing the road.

(http://mathtourist.blogspot.be/2011/05/riding-on-square-wheels.html)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:


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Bunny
bazook:

pinkypyro:

kevinsanoposts:

Six hundred goddamn AD

Six hundred. Goddamn AD.

This needs to be engrained in every single living human.

bazook:

pinkypyro:

kevinsanoposts:

Six hundred goddamn AD

Six hundred. Goddamn AD.

This needs to be engrained in every single living human.

(Source: hadeiadel)

How to give a blowjob

melancholic-wallflower:

Do:

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Do NOT:

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“what i never
learned
from my mother
was that
just because someone desires you
does
not mean they value you.
desire is the kind of thing that
eats you
and
leaves you starving.”
The Color of Low Self Esteem (via funeralfaerie)

(Source: wordsthat-speak)

mattreadsthings:

WHAT AN UNUSUALLY ACCURATE GREETING CARD

mattreadsthings:

WHAT AN UNUSUALLY ACCURATE GREETING CARD

(Source: uhhleeese)

retroactivebakeries:

fuckdanielmaitland:

There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.

As an english major I will do you the favor of constructing the phrases “sexual supernova,” “hella dick,” and “oh gosh.”